I am a sarcastic fuck with a sense of humor that no one gets. I'm a person who lives life to fullest. I'm hated and judged for living my life the way I want to. I'm not perfect, but I'm learning to love and be happy with myself. I keep people from truly entering my life because attachment sucks. I really don't give a fuck about what people think of me. I'm loved and mean the world to a bunch of people. I'm misunderstood, I'm so used to being used, hurt, fucked over, and let down, and I'm not at all used to people being genuinely sweet and kind to me. I keep people from getting in my way of happiness. I don't like seeing people sad, but I'm not going to constantly sacrifice my happiness for someone else's. I'm me and I'm just living my life and doing what makes me happy because I deserve it. ♥♥

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dead

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distinctmemory:

My body is on fire,

Like the burning gates of hell,

To all of you who aren’t sunburned:

Go fuck yourselves.

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  • me: on a scale of one to america, how free are you tonight?
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It may have only been a couple words and only one compliment but that’s all it takes to get me happy. Thankyou(:

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  • brother: what could omh stand for
  • me: oh my hamburger?
  • brother: ew no
  • me: oh my jalapeno?
  • me:
  • brother:
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same.

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